HiImThomasPynchon

Umm...what?

I get that white women suck, but I don't see why this was necessary.

Supposedly, the lost F-Zero Webcomic (the first time a proper 'canon' was established for Western fans) was much, much weirder.

THERE ARE LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF GF! NEITHER CAPITALISM NOR SEXUAL POLITICS EXIST YET, WHAT IS KEEPING YOU FROM LEAVING YOUR CAVE AND MEETING GF?

All you do is forage, vibe, and hunt (sometimes), what are you depressed about? Modern humans would do a murder (which is like hunting except you do it to another human) in order to have that.

Yeah this pic really does make the whole thing look like a backyard fistfight between Nazis who disagree over the smallest shit

What corporate-constructed ironic double-bills do to a POS

And I'm a lil drunk

...I mean it's for Nintendo, but I get what ya mean.

Hey, don't talk shit about my boy Kevin Keene. Man was clean, had a girlfriend, played varsity sports, and was a wiz at Nintendo games to boot. Yeah he was a bit dweeby, but he's a better role model for gamers than most of what we got in real life.

This might also have been back before Mega Man had a consistent design.

He got back into the hard drugs and drinking that informed a lot of his early career, which in turn led to getting divorced.

This is like John Mulaney all over again. Like were you paying attention to what he was saying in his act? Russell Brand always had a bit of a predator vibe.