HiImThomasPynchon

joined 4 years ago
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I can get into the dog. Dogs and imps do just about the same things. What kind of bothers me is that the models don't look as good against a red backdrop.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

What is queer post-colonial astrology and how do I get a degree in it just to make chuds mad?

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You went with Yes Man because you wanted an independent New Vegas.

I went with Yes Man because I like Dave Foley.

We are not the same.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Over which mouth?

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I compliment her septum piercing

d20-fuck-ya

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, like how do you square "Star Trek is for MEN!" with how unfathomably horny women got for Spock and Data

Saw a couple older kids (like in their last good trick-or-treating years) walking around my street planning a route, but other than them I hardly saw anyone.

Scott Free gets off again!?!?

What's the point of the Volcel Vanguard if they can't keep Scott Free from getting off?!?

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

While that debaucle is ongoing and the people who stayed on are struggling from losing all their money, Elon will present his brand new brain baby to alleviate their problems and it will just be company scrip.

Yeah that girl 100% grew up to be a tradwife as "rebelling"

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

I was gonna say the dang thing turned Obama into Todd Howard but yeah this is better

It was a thing people did with band names before the internet was really a thing. Also straight edge originated in hardcore but it didn't exactly stay there.

But if you want a source:

  • Everyone I knew IRL with an xX username was straight edge
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