Better yet, don't even mention a child. Just invite all your friends to a Genital Reveal Party and see what happens.
HiImThomasPynchon
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I motion we re-name them "genital reveal parties"
NGL that looks taller than 30 cubits
Fuckin everyone on Reddit becomes a scholar of several dozen disciplines at the drop of a hat. The smarm is unbearable.
Catch this in Punk Rock History w/Thomas Pynchon sometime next year probably.
I really gotta get back on that...
Ex-Carny here. It's wage theft-a-palooza in that sector. And most of the employees are helpless because they're working under the table. I tried talking about some sort of collective action, but it became clear that they'd all be risking their disability/welfare income by making claims against the carnival we worked for.
NGL, I'd really like to be Little Timmy's neighbor, even if he breaks my windows and gets my name wrong.
I just love baseball so much.
That's what Spaceman Lee believes.
IDK I imagine having a baseball diamond readily accessible to residents would lend itself toward building a stronger sense of community.
I'm big on explorer. I like historic but the meta shifts so slowly and I hear there's one deck that's oppressing the meta in timeless. Wouldn't mind trying Brawl but I don't have the wildcards for it.