HiImThomasPynchon

joined 4 years ago
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh wow if only there was an American version of TikTok.

One that didn't get axed in an attempt to cut losses due to the massive influx of racists.

Dragons watch Bloomberg and CNBC

Firbolg watch Bob Ross and gardening shows

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

60 gold pieces a month

Absolutely nothing, it's just an aggressively Germanic name.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)

MF really out here with the name "Hans Kristian"? Why not just name him "Heil Hitler"?

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, like Doctor Chungus can be a cool doc and all, but at the end of the day it's still a question of allocating resources.

retvrn guy but for when dudes wore tights and [were] heels

Sorry had to make a wrestling joke.

What a weird bit. I mean nobody can see John Cena, he may as well just be naked all the time.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (21 children)

Surely a cishet couple would only need to prove that they're medically incapable of conceiving? Like what's the point of trying for 2 years in a case where it just isn't going to happen?

I need this to happen now

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thing is Lara was canonically lesbian in the originals, but it was good because awooga

It's bad now because she's got a more reserved character design and her sexuality is being taken seriously.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair, a lot of David Lynch's work has anime vibes

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