HiImThomasPynchon

joined 4 years ago
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, corporations would have meathead chuds chomping at the bit to represent them in gladiatorial combat.

Where can I get this book?

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What are your other options for pizza late at night

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Anything can become good when its what you've got. On the road, I became embarassingly fond of Little Caesar's.

Yeah but where I am it's all Honkies with No Rail sadness

Yes, I scried 1 and then I drew 1.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (7 children)

It's not a literal train into space

kitty-cri

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Hear me out:

SpaceX accident

lathe-of-heaven

Because the mods are tankies who want to take away our freedom to believe in the fae

kitty-cri

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

IDK have you seen what Thor looked like in the mid 90s?

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, the only way for heterosexual men to greet each other is to say "Good evenin" the way Levon Helm does at the start of The Last Waltz.

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