HiImThomasPynchon

joined 4 years ago

I saw the dip and my mind went 84

"Wot if ya mum ran on bat-trees?"

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When my would-be partners refuse to sleep on my bare, stain-covered mattress, I kick them out for their bourgeois decadence

Synthesis: Punk is an art movement

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, Punk is about being ugly.

All cool things are punk.

Only in the sense that it's funny to think of Mr Rogers as a punk.

My point is that he'd probably have disagreed with "Conservatism is punk" chuds on the overwhelming majority of their ideology. Mr Rogers knew we could be better than that.

I was sitting outside my house when I saw a very little light in the sky. As I watched it pass, I thought it was a very small plane. Then it stopped moving, it hovered for a few seconds between a tree and a street lamp on the other side of the street.

I spent those seconds wondering "What is that thing? Is that a drone? It's night, who flies a drone at night?" and before I had a chance to take a picture, it wheeled around and zoomed off into the East, faster than a drone would have.

I'm not certain it was aliens. All I know is that I'm pretty good at identifying things in the sky and I couldn't identify it.

Book it, Sapolsky!

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Posadism

No I will not elaborate

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