HiImThomasPynchon
joined 4 years ago
I Remember when Eddy Gordo was introduced in Tekken 3 and everyone was like "This is a garbage tier character for button mashers. Eddy Gordo needs to go to JAIL!"
And then Tekken 4 was like "Breaking News!: Eddy Gordo has been arrested and is serving time for the murder of his father. He is not expected to participate in Tekken 4!"
And the crowd went "Hooray!"
And then Tekken 4 was like "We now introduce you to his replacment: Christie Montiero! A capoiera fighter with enormous tits that spill out of her tops!"
And the crowd went "
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SCOTUS unanimously agrees The People have the right to bully their elected officials.
Playing guitar is great because you can talk about fingering A minor and nobody bats an eye.
The Union of Smurfiet Smurfulist Republics
Okay I can understand a shrimp frying rice but I draw the line at cauliflower
Iron Harvest 1920+
The writing is pretty 
and the tone is wildly inconsistent.
The aspect comes from the plot about Not-Poland defending themselves from an invasion by Not-The-USSR with the help of Not-Weimar-Germany. While all the protagonists are saying things like "We take pride in the fight for our homeland and the help of our allies!" all I can think is "Yeah that's gonna work out reaaal well in like 16 years."
Oh and as for the tone issues, the tutorial for this game about the horrors of mechanized warfare revolves around children having a snowball fight.
The only redeeming factor is that it plays almost exactly like Dawn of War.
Reminds me of those old grotesquely deformed WWF action figures that came with little bottles labeled "Official Federation Sweat"
You managed to access HexBear on Hypnospace?
BWL!