HiImThomasPynchon

joined 4 years ago

The Truth is Not H

What you got there, mate, is called History.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

...we aren't all alts of the same 5 users?

CBS Ghosts instead of BBC Ghosts

pathetic

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Turns out when the magic is real small you can fit a lot of it into one of those bad boys.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Magic is real. It's just very, very, extremely, incredibly small.

Truly archaic, but it's also impressive to see what they were able to pull off in later games considering what they were working with.

All celebrities nowadays are either too young for me to find attractive or have been around so long that they're just sort of cultural wallpaper to me

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Nah he's saying it because he thinks bigger head = bigger brain = smarter

Move aside, Humanity, we must hand the world over to the blue whales.

If the child wields this much power at 7, imagine where he'll be at 10.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

More of a joke about people gettin' freaky on boats. IIRC one of the most common health afflictions on cruises is STI's

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