HiImThomasPynchon

joined 4 years ago
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Then be an umpire there's tons of careers in baseball

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

that sucks DM me their names so I can go beat them up for you

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

just play short stop, furthest you gotta throw is first

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's more like angry millenial Todd Snider

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yo I just stumbled into this too. Took a look and was 50/50 if this was gonna be a banger or garbage.

It's weird, but it's a banger.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I remember making that discovery in Old World Blues and it was such a jarring tonal shift. It's like "Wacky 50's sci-fi movie concepts! Enjoy the campy robots and the funny scientists and this reference to an atrocity the US Government committed on its own soil and is still in living memory!"

Those are rookie numbers! We need to get those numbers even lower!

stalin-smokin

Guy sounds a little bit like Vince Russo, bro.

Okay for real I was biking around with a guitar case strapped to my back and it fell off and I need my guitar back please DM me

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Okay so the Sims movie is going to be about a pool party that goes horribly awry when the ladder just disappears one day. People will stagger around trying to figure out how to get people out of the pool for 90 minutes, and the direction will keep everyone guessing who's gonna die til the final moments.

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