HiImThomasPynchon

joined 4 years ago

Dang wish my story of hooking up with a clown was as wholesome.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hot take: The only good thing in 80s marvel is Chris Claremont writing X-Men.

And I say that as someone who prefers marvel.

  • British Navy recruitment, 1740

If anyone in New Vegas was being cucked, it was Ulysses.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...what's new? The good Fallouts are basically all westerns.

Finally the one good excuse for not playing baseball anymore

If you're not picky about using your skills, you could join a carnival.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only if I can drink there free

Then look into local leagues and see if they need umpires

You better fuckin go next time

broken

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lemme guess: You played left field?

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