HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

My wife and I are looking for cats

I have this cat that did this to so many people

This is me emailing herpetologists to ask if they want to know the sequence of any of the unusual events that happened after i licked some toads i found

someone knit him a red sweater!

i was in college in utah. people at there were openly talking in the lunchroom about how excited they were to kill muslims. every time i'd challenge that narrative dozens of people would shout it down. it was disgusting.

i don't buy sweet cron, i only buy sweat cron it tsates batter

dude's marketing worked on me. you can't misspeel that badly unintentionallly

we don't got no education

i count one word: bail - the temporary release of a person awaiting trial. the rest, i gotta guess

my wife and i have been models and yes, there were times in our lives that we were malnourished. probably more importantly there were times our parents were malnourished too.

he wants to taste her hair and bobs and buy her arbys. it's pretty straightforward ashton.

it tastes better when it's from a machine tho