HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

joined 2 years ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Next thing you know you're sitting in the walk in closet shoveling pie in your mouth before your wife wakes up and notices you baked pie

Once I put a hat on a goat

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Homemade custom churro

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to used that all the time. Alt 167?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm not having a hard life, life is having a hard me

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What if I'm neither sexy nor cool but I bring lots of snacks

I would like to make a rule so op here only gets cyanide and happiness and oop's comics on Lemmy ever

 

It seems like it'd be useful to have a jar of béarnaise or hollandaise, but I have to make those. Can't buy good béarnaise or hollandaise. Good mayo is easy to get tho. WTF?

 
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Oh Tuvix (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world to c/risa@startrek.website
 

Alt: Tuvix hangs his head in shame as Janebabe glares at him for failing to make her coffee

Text: tfw / you can genetically engineer anything but good coffee

 

The Trekifying of other memes continues

I don't know how obscure I'm being but IDGAF

 

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