Hexphoenix

Well reddit actually took a pretty strong stance against child abuse imagery years ago, that's what spawned voat (remember that? Yeah me neither lmao) so pedos aren't usually a huge fan of reddit

Why do these people think that there are hordes of women just salivating at the thought of voluntarily becoming a single mother?

You're not thinking like a capitalist yet, which is why you haven't been picked up as a spy yet.

You're supposed to just hire him anyway and if the endeavor doesn't turn out profitable you just don't pay

Imagine a world in which manual photo editing doesn't exist so you have to argue with these awful AI image generators to edit any images

I only speak for the silent masses

Utterly unfunny and proud

I'm sitting here trying to figure out how to make a joke about a dude having a chance with lesbians by comparing a plastic filled dick with a dildo but no matter how I approach it it just ends up way more offensive than it is funny for like at least three different reasons

So instead I just bring you the remains of this aborted joke and say "imagine if I were funny"

I used to work right next to a plasma donation place. I had too much bloodwork done as a kid, now the only way I'd consent to having a significant amount of blood taken from me is if a doctor said "if we don't take this blood you are literally going to die." And even then I'd think about it for a bit.

Photoshop, probably

Imagine getting so mad about a giant buttplug that you physically attack someone

I'm pretty sure the artist wins this round, "someone punched me in the face for erecting an 80ft tall buttplug" is a story you can't beat

What is it with people named McAfee being absolutely unhinged

I'll vote for you but only if the pork is made of

It looks like what an AI would come up with if you told it you wanted a wasp that was also a deer