Hexamerous

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[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

anakin-padme-2 He got all the paintings honoring the murdered civilians in another room, so we don't forget them, right?

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have a toaster from the Bundesrepublik, still works great. Don't worry tho, I pair it with Oolong is from the PRC so the Hitler particles are neutralized in the stomach before entering the body proper.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Training Needed"

Every fucking time. Why yes, we need to allocate more money to these people. If only we could have installed a safety railing in the guard towers and train them to not lean on it. Maybe they could operate a robo-dog from the safety of a control room, so they don't feel threatened by the tiny human, as they deploy taser on the handicapped "ethnic" child "for their own safety", they just need more hours in the simulator so they don't accidentally stops their tiny little hearts. At least until the new Hitler AI can be installed and run the "schools" at 100% efficiency so no brave troops will be harmed.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

The beliefs that people "just need to move more" is part of the misconception that "conveniently" puts the responsibility solely on the individual, ignoring the very real material reality they find themself in. To control once weight you need to control your diet, i.e calorie intake, but how do you do that if you don't have the time/energy/money/knowledge/tools to cook your own food, or even access to good ingredients to begin with? It's very hard.

We're surrounded by processed cheap slop that's literally engineered to make us crave it and knowing how little "extra" you need each day to slowly but steadily gain weight makes you realize it's a very steep uphill battle. In other words, it's perfectly understandable that someone is gaining a few kg, especially during stress and as we age in this hedonistic sedentary treat-nexus engineered to distract us from our own oppression.

We must imagine Sisyphus a little chubby.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Literally a South Park bit:

"Wow, you've actually seen people eating eachorther?!"

"No, Tom, we not actually seen it... we're just reporting it."

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Can we get each card as an emoji please?

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

You can debuff him with Gulf War Syndrome, it stacks. It's balanced if you play right, just saying.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Verhoven media are just documentaries from a slightly different timeline that leaked into our reality.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Gerrymandering, voter suppression, media manipulation, primary rigging and finally the electoral collage safety valve. Oh and the two same parties that'd ruled for 200 years are practically identical. But hey, at least you can choose what color the orphan crushing machine will be painted these four years.

Remember to vote

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"The Socialist Scandinavian Soviets awards..."

"12 points to reunified Ireland"

"10 points to reunified Korea"

"8 points to the United Native states of America"

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

brandon Joe "Mr Beast" Biden: "Listen, Jack. Here's a $100 billion to spend on weapons, bribes and hasbara. You get to grab as much land and as you can, anything you grab, it's yours to keep."

frothingfash Israel: goes for the hospitals, kinder gardens and journalists

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