Hestia

joined 2 years ago
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

He doesn't need to steal my feet pics. All he has to do is ask.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or a 2X4 AND some lube. panting

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

"Biden's heart gave in, luckily a Palistinian child donated him a new one! It's actually bigger than the shrivelled up old one, so it should keep him going for another FOUR MORE YEARS!!"

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Pretty sure you're just fantasizing about other men panting

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

you run into legal trouble if you try to use real solutions. If it comes down to it, a bit of adventure-time is not out of the question. havent been pushed that far yet personally

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Imagine the US trying to keep up with all the wars abroad, and than Texas & Co. decide to secede.

joker-dancing

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

People also seem to forget he's the president of the USA, not of Israel, and he also doesn't get to decide unilaterally not deliver aid to Israel Congress has authorized. This is by design, autocrats are bad, for example see: bibi

hahahaha biden-supervised

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Use Disney characters so the shit the AI generates will result in lawsuits.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Liberals try to understand socialism Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE"

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Seppuku with Israeli characteristics.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not an immigration problem, that's just capitalism...

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

New gun attachment for the prestigious IOF to carry on the bloodline of their fallen soldiers.

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