Hestia

joined 2 years ago
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm gonna wag my finger so hard at him

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Biden released classified documents."

Libs: "gasp"

"But it's because he has dementia."

Libs: "oh thank god"

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We'll fence off the beach towns and charge bread stamps to visit it like some kind of fucked up safari adventure where you're not allowed to leave the car cause you'll get stabbed by a stray Florida man.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Strike them at the heart.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

So do they have entire squads for cum extraction? Or is it like having a medic in every squad, except for cum?

If it's entire squads then it's not a stretch to say there's literally cum commanders.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Pump me boys, pump them dry

Down to hell and up to the sky

Bend your back and break your wrists

We're just a couple miles from home

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I'm actually using half my ballots to vote for trump, and my other half to vote for biden.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

"They were a product of their time."

20 years later

"Trump was a product of his time."

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

And the other half will be white.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Probably because they're equating it to single-ply toilet paper. But we've evolved as a species. The only people who get single-ply are shitty ass employers who want their employees assholes to suffer so they get that cheap shit that feels like low grit sandpaper

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They didn't even mention the best Natoid hardware: the V-22 Osprey.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

if there was a revolution leftists would eat anyone who can afford an apartment by themselves

who would they be paying? all the landlords would be dead, L- mao-aggro-shining

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