Hestia

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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

"Okay, I won't bomb Gaza with them."

Bombs Yemen instead

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

I wish I could say the same. I've seen something worse on reddit without any CW.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cops aren't real. They're just figments of our collective imagination. You can actually kill them and our delusional state of mind will begin to correct itself.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Oh yeah? I raise you... A black man getting pulled over by a cop in a small southern town.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net -2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's just collateral damage. Nobody cares if a child or two get killed by a biker.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Excuse me? there are actually five steps. you forgot "Add Bikes"

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Not if I put you in a coma and unplug you first

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 74 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Commenting here before Ibrahim Traore gets assassinated.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

They had to destroy Alderaan. The rebels forced their hand

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

If AI ends the world, it won't be because it's superintelligent and gains sentience. It'll be because it's dumb as a bag of rocks and humans decide to make important shit rely on it.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Vampirism is just a virus that's anti-italian.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (3 children)

probably replicated the AC pirate game shit and slapped skeletons on it.

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