Hestia

joined 2 years ago
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

It's involuntary in that case.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Every year gets better for my area. Thanks, Climate change.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Ejaculating makes you morally deficient because you're killing babies each time you splooge.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Divorced by his wife, and divorced from reality.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If we cut the worm in half, we will have TWO worms with Half as many nipples. A true compromise.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

This is some Dennis the Menace type shit

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Don't worry. It's only towns with a high minority population where this happens.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I have superior natural aquifer water in my hometown. Rich in flavor.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They're gonna reintroduce "heirloom jalapeños" and mark the price up by ×5

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Elon continues to be a "very divorced man."

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