Hestia

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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They tried to get rid of their nuclear weapons after the war, and put in place programs to make sure nobody else develops them.

Ha... yeah... over 31,000 at their peak, and then they decide nobody in the world should be allowed to wield that kind of power... expect for those who already have them.

And the US will absolutely revoke that agreement if they ever decide it's "inconvenient."

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Trump wins this election, puts minorities in camps. Then Biden wins the next election. Doubles the number of minorities in camps and says we need to vote Democrat to avoid Republicans putting laws in place that allow him to do that.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

*Space Xccident

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

At the end he wrote a memo for himself. "read chapter seven."

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

If society stopped pretending that they disliked violence, Mr beast would absolutely throw a rusty knife into a crowd of homeless people and tell them the survivor gets a million dollars.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if I was president I would make an executive order legalizing the murder of anyone with a networth of over 1.5 million. If you kill them, you get half their net income, and the other half is taxed.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

I can't imagine having a personality molded by society. I'd be jokerfied long before that happens

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Maybe because they tied the price of the goods directly to the value of a single dollar and their gimmick is killing them now.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

barbara-pit

"toss him in with the rest of the stones"

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

"our candidates were so unpopular, we had to choose the president ourselves" is peak america.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The "temporary" port that will absolutely be used to transport aid and will absolutely not be used to exploit offshore oil reserves.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This poor lumberjack got lost in the woods. So we're going to turn him into a tree, chop off his branches, and turn him back into his original form.

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