Hestia

joined 2 years ago
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

"No! You need to be ever so slightly subpar so I can berate you for your performance while still making money off you!"

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

You have to work for the CIA, or other federal agencies.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Say you want to work on your cardio more.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're gonna be a puppy killing monster, the least you can do is make sure the meat doesn't go to waste.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Did she eat the dog? Or did she just kill out of pure malice when it didnt conform to her desires? There is a difference between killing a dog that provides companionship and the evils of mass farming.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

What's better than sex? Gay sex

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

The majority of yamagami's are taken care of well in advance.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mysterious stranger perk, but it's just a telsa running over civilians

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

The politicians are shooting themselves in the head over tiktok. xi astronaut-1 astronaut-1

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, tbh I think I just rolled with the typo from the previous comment...

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm American. That's my excuse.

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