Hestia

joined 2 years ago
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I also think we should drag Ralph Nader out of the nursing home and pump him full of meth...

Not to run for president or anything, I just think it'd be fun.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

My son came back from Japan after going there to learn Chinese. When he came back, he suddenly had an interest in this thing called Hentai? I didn't know China was so cultured.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

God damn, this picture is deep.

No, I will not elaborate.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mr president, another wave has hit the pier.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

"You've reached your final destination"

"But we're I the middle of the woods, I wanted to go downt-"

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I wish they made me work on a farm. That's be cool af

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm thankful that my workplace is mostly accepting, and that if any guests try to fuck with me I get to personally kick them out.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

consume

Thanks for the excuse to continue being a total glutton

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How long have you been on HRT? I'm hoping for this soon cause I hate "manspreading"

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

He's so damn insecure about his hair it's funny

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

"Nobody cared who I was till I put on the beanie."

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