Hestia

joined 2 years ago
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

When you microwave the burrito too long

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

The tail got in the way of the booty hole so it had to go.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where did they think the bombs were going to end up?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

When you out pizza the hut.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Legally I'd have to tell you if I was a fed. It's like a law or something. Trust me bro

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

Essay? This wouldn't even get a C- if you turned this in at Highschool.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But there's people who rely on government programs to eat and live.

Just fucking steal shit?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

I can do it better than anybody you know

It would be quicker to list the people who could do a worse job.

If a terminally ill child from the make a wish foundation wanted to be president for a day, I would trust their judgment over his.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Imagine people using ai to raise their children.

Scary thought.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Buy my supplements alex-supplements

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Good, then I know they'll be ticketing people where there's electric car parking.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Much like the police, they're good at hitting minorities.

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