Hestia

Fair enough. It's a middle aged post, well past it's prime, but can still last for a good time.

Some sins are unforgivable.

For such an unfuckable nerd he still seems to manage to get laid alot.

Oh. That's right. Money.

Had to look up if he was dead or not and holy shit the media was trigger happy in releasing the already prepared death articles. They're just itching to profit off of his corpse.

... yes

What's the frag per commander ratio sitting at now?

Finally a good cop

I'll have you know, I did NOT jaywalk when I approached the vehicle.

I just wanna be the little spoon but I'm too big :(

Don't hate yourself. Hate the society we live in that makes the simple act of existing a monumental task. I'd help out if I could, but my financial situation is bad enough that I've been considering asking for mutual aid myself, even despite the fact that I'm relatively privileged compared to you. Stay strong.

And on that day, nothing was lost.

Please don't make me illegal, I swear it's just natural charisma (and estrogen)