HenryDorsett

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[–] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Moved to a red state nearly a year ago. Been looking for work for over a year.

Can't find shit.

I have a high school education and my best lead is subbing in STEM classes. Seriously, thats what I'm currently filling out paperwork for. I have 12 years help desk, half of that medical. I can't find shit. I don't just mean in my field, I mean, anything that pays. I don't think someone who phoned in their highschool education, took a C to get out of there should be teaching either. But they're excited to have me. Yeah, terrifying.

My other lead is to volunteer to run into fires and set up a go fund me. Not. Kidding. Actually suggested by firefighters local to me.

[–] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I propose a new amendment. A person must be homeless for a presidential term before they can be allowed to serve in a presidential capacity.

Then the least of us can lead with empathy, at least that is the hope.

Then maybe we can get fucking health care, including mental health.

[–] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Don't forget, burner phones still exist.

You can handle everything in cash if you're smart.

The phone isn't important, you just want a cheap sim with no tracks leading to you.

[–] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Thank you for the ingredient list, very helpful, and it sounds delicious.

[–] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Dear food porn: Hijacking this thread.

There are more ingredients than that on there. Please list ALL ingredients. I cook for people, and have deathly allergic people in my life I need to find substitutes for.

Also, pork belly is amazing. I grew up in Texas, love beef to my core. But pork belly? That is a guilty pleasure that can only be so good because of the guilt, lol.

[–] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes, politicians are way out of touch. On every level.

For Zionists... well, that just sounds like genocide with extra steps.... You'd think the Jewish diaspora would be against genocide, but here we are.

[–] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I'm sorry, you send a child in to massage me, the massage is over. Soon as they open the door, I'm extra covered and telling them to leave.

The last massage I got was an overweight, full grown, woman. I was sore for a week after. She released some things. I approve.

I don't think a child knows how, or has the weight, to do that. Not to mention, unlike our current dipshit-in-chief, I'm not a pedophile.

[–] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I feign striking my wife in anger.

We shared a house with my wife's brother. He was an alcoholic, and got uppity one night. I was at work, so not home.

Our dog made sure he regretted being an aggressive ass towards his sister.

Then I nearly got assault charges for making sure he remembered why he was bruised and scratched up the next morning after I got home from night shift. The canine puncture was his own fucking problem. Note: I didn't lay a hand on him, was just accused.

[–] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

America, from an American point of view, doesn't care if the world is watching. Especially with a Republican admin.

We have a pedophile in chief. We have failing institutions and infrastructure. Our economy is in shambles. People who WANT to work can not find work, at least not sufficient to survive off of.

Third world shit hole indeed, welcome to America! Hopefully you don't have a tan or you're ending up in a foreign jail with no documentation.

[–] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

My BIL is literally twice my weight,if not more; and has several inches of height on me.

Severity can be promoted by need. For example, his drunk ass wanted to get off the couch to threaten his sister (my wife). I introduced him to the floor, rapidly.

Speed and skill can overcome size. That being said, I've always been on the smaller side of stature and weight, and a hit from someone twice your size hurts when they connect. Period.

[–] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wasn't a big fan of horror movies until later in life, mostly because my parents wouldn't allow slasher type films.

So I ran through the saga. I enjoyed them, though I wouldn't call them art, lol.

I agree, the reboot actually got me more interested in the lore, which I think Barker excels at based on his games Undying and Jericho.

[–] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I mean, or literal.

Humans are a series of tubes to begin with.

Your blood vessels? Your downstairs plumbing? Even your lungs, the alveoli serve as teeny tiny tubes that are short and bulbous, that exchange gases through other tubes!

There are some other shapes, but what keeps the human machine going? Friggin' tubes.

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