Helix

AnySoftKeyboard, you have to add the language to the keyboard, which is not in the settings menu but actually accessed from the keyboard itself. For that you press and hold the Enter key and select 'override default dictionary'. There you add all languages for the keyboards you chose.

Yes

a running gag in my immediate family where I claim to be terrible with computers

You don't want to be known as someone who can fix computers. trust me

'This is a you problem. Not an us problem.'

If you get down, you can always get up again.

nearly died alone in my bathroom

lol, me too. But for me it was from taking a muscle relaxant shortly before going to bed with my girlfriend. Woke up at 1am, went to the bathroom to puke my guts out and pass out and wake up intermittently dozens of times while looking at the sunrise through the window.

I found out I'm allergic to that stuff and nearly died 5 meters away from my girl. Had to wipe the floor with a blanket from all the sweat, tears and piss. I really thought 'yep, that's it. Whoops.'

What

Why ink and not laser/toner?

You apparently don't know that most of the time, their throat is not slit to kill them, but rather animals are shot with a pneumatic bolt. Stay with the facts and you sound less aggressive.

Yeah they could have left out the whole judgemental thing about animal suffering and be more encouraging. Instead they chose to be an insufferable, smug and arrogant microaggressor.

Hat alles seinen Charme. Ich werde nur in Zukunft wenn es sich vermeiden lässt keine öffentliche Reisebusse (Flixbus) oder Billigflieger nutzen. Das Wichtigste ist mir Platz und Ruhe. Wenn Bus, dann mit einer privaten Reisegruppe, wenn Flug dann nicht mehr Holzklasse.

Der Mann sagt sehr oft schlaue Dinge. Wäre schön, wenn wir die einfach umsetzen würden.