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What was the time you almost died/had a close call? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] Helix@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Hiking sticks help there.

What was the time you almost died/had a close call? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] Helix@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

I once slipped on a bar of soap in the shower. I got up and slipped again a couple of minutes later.

God I don't know how many times this happened to me. Bot on a bar of soap but on soapy residue in showers in general. Made it a habit to check before I get in if I know other people used the shower and possibly didn't flush away the soap properly.

What was the time you almost died/had a close call? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] Helix@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Probably three more than @JoMiran according to his comment 😃

What was the time you almost died/had a close call? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] Helix@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

Wrecked my motorcycle

Absolute classic. Love those death machines.

What was the time you almost died/had a close call? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] Helix@feddit.de 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Took a muscle relaxant I'm allergic against and nearly died on my bathroom floor while unable to call for help, face planted into the ground, sweating and tasting blood, at 3am about 5m away from my deep sleeping girlfriend.
aqua planing with my motorcycle in a turn
skidding on ice with my motorcycle
wrapping my motorcycle around a tree
getting under a semi truck with my motorcycle
accidentally taking drugs which cause serotonin syndrome
drowning in a wave pool because I slipped (clinically dead for about a minute)
having a cramp at sea 500m from the shore
hitting a tree on skis at night alone
taking the wrong drugs, dissociating and waking up from the feeling of cold train tracks vibrating against my cheeks
falling out of my bed 10cm from metal feet of my desk

Come to think of it, I really need to get a motorcycle again. That was fun.

Abschiebungen künftig immer ohne Ankündigung in c/deutschland@feddit.de

[–] Helix@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kevin Kühnert?

(vent) god I hate customers in c/chat@beehaw.org

[–] Helix@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Nice. Will continue doing that then :)

If you could plant a single thought in the minds of everyone on Earth simultaneously, what thought would you choose to share? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] Helix@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

I aspire myself to be in Jessica Rabbit.

Sam Bankman-Fried sent to jail as judge revokes bail over witness tampering, VPN use in c/technology@lemmy.ml

[–] Helix@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

For what would they face justice?

(vent) god I hate customers in c/chat@beehaw.org

[–] Helix@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

World would be a lot better if people who treat service workers poorly quickly found that they could no longer get service at all.

True. They should get a notice that they have been blacklisted for x amount of days which should be like 14 for the first time, then 30, 90, 365, 1500... and that for every service where they treat people poorly.

At some point they couldn't even get gas at a gas station.

(vent) god I hate customers in c/chat@beehaw.org

[–] Helix@feddit.de 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

So that is why pizza delivery people are always so submissive when they fucked something up. We're always like 'no biggie' and they look like I just took a huge weight off their shoulders. Sorry you have to endure this. Humans are awful.

[Serious] How can a person "rejection-proof" their life? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] Helix@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

We're going to find you and we're going to cancel you. You will not be forgiven. /s