Sometimes I struggle with impostor syndrome. Reading this made me feel a lot more confident that I am actually really good at my job and not just fooling everyone into thinking I am.
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I don't like it either and they're from my country. I also don't like when America exports its bullshit either, mind you.
Ahaha, not bad actually
The idea is to make fun of actual mistakes you could make due to the different button layouts and names. I legit get RT and RB backwards because "Right Top / Right Bottom" makes more sense to my playstation brain than "Right Trigger / Right Bumper"; to me they're both triggers, just one is analogue and one isn't. Plus the position of X being in a different spot on 3 contemporary consoles.
I've never confused left and right at least, thankfully! :)
Fixed, see my reply to salvaria's comment. :)
After all these years. Finally, I have them all.
It's a shame, but unsurprising. Especially with everyone addicted to live service skinner boxes now and a certain someone insisting live services would cease to exist overnight if this went anywhere.
Would make a better rhyme if you made it "The USA just bombed Iran, paint all the green ones back to tan." 'Cause then the syllable count matches.
Perhaps they're hoping to stop people from going to linux for gaming. PC gaming has certainly not hurt their stranglehold on the top OS spot.
Well I also stopped playing most AAA games a while ago, which is where you see console lead platform the most, so yeah I don't have a newer example sorry. They may or may not exist, I wouldn't know.
Everything huh? I'll believe that when I see it. :P I've been waiting on Bloodborne and the Demon's Souls remaster for so long.
I also don't completely agree console targeted games are a good thing. Sure, controller standardisation has been great for games played on a controller, but if you have any other type of peripheral, that thing is still using DirectInput, with all the associated issues. Plus I'm sure Mass Effect 2 wasn't the only game that was less than it could have been for being console first.
And yeah, a lot of older PC games were targeted at hypothetical future computers. In many cases that worked out; you could play it on medium now, and play it on high on your newer PC in future years (which maybe it's just because I was younger and had less money, or maybe it's because the games industry has expanded since then, or a bit of bother, but I feel like that was more a thing in the past than often happens now). There were also cases where it didn't work out, of course. Notably Crysis, which was coded assuming CPUs would continue their meteoric rise in single core clock speed, which basically stopped being a thing the day it came out. Meaning PCs today still can't run it that well.
What was I saying? Eh nevermind.
How deep does this rabbit hole go? Will the banks eventually claim they're fine with porn but are being restricted by the illuminati or something?