Hayduke

Was he in the Epstein files? Better release them to be sure

That’s a lot of stuff. Now release the Epstein files.

I am so glad I unmuted that

Bono. Really don’t know why. The Edge too. There is a pretentiousness to them that really rubs me the wrong way.

I am fully aware that it’s all in my head and I am sure if I met them in person that I would, in all likelihood, find them to be absolutely terrific human beings. It’s just my brain being a judgmental twat against two completely undeserving, greatly talented, successful people.

Finally, some good news

I love that he thinks wind turbines are called “wind mills” and still continues to speak with attempted authority on the matter.

It’s so easy to know when he is wholly ignorant on a subject, I mean apart from him simply speaking about something, but truly opening the bullshit valve wide open.

Like he gives a fuck about birds. I would love to hear him name five birds that aren’t a pigeon, gull, McChicken, turkey or eagle without him having to start counting on his fingers while thumbing on his phone.

Minors Are Goals Again

Hasn’t been relevant? South Park has been the most relevant social commentary for nearly the entire run of the show. Now more than ever

TIL Hulk Hogan was still alive. A childhood hero I am glad I never met.

I should have come armed with a link. My bad. I’ll see if I can dig it up at some point. It’s so awkward you nearly feel bad for him. His whole world looked like it was crashing down around him.

Reminds me of the interview where he learned that you don’t need to swear on a bible. It broke his head. His jaw was agape while he struggled with that news. That was a while ago and this moron is still in congress. Absolutely mind boggling that people like him hold as much leverage as they do over people’s well-being.

I’m not saying I could run the ball to the hoop, but I know there are more suitable people out there.

If democrats just inch a little more to the right, it’s sure to be fruitful this time around.