Haus

joined 2 years ago
[–] Haus@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The foundations of my French were built on puzzling out the backs of shampooing bottles while sitting on the crapper, pre-internet.

[–] Haus@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

As a pentagenarian, I don't love the fact that my shit stinks, but I've come to terms with it, and don't expect it to change anytime soon. Same with racism in the South.

[–] Haus@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Welcome to Denmark.

[–] Haus@startrek.website 15 points 2 years ago

If you accidentally upvote yourself on another platform, you could go blind.

[–] Haus@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dennehy [was in] Star Trek: The Next Generation in the two-part episode "The Best of Both Worlds" as Lt. Commander Shelby

[–] Haus@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Because nobody can understand what they're talking about in the North.

[–] Haus@startrek.website 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There was an interesting conversation about this meme on that other website once. Once transporters got biofilters (TNG era, iirc), you could presumably use them to defecate and deurinate the body during transport. Not only would it prevent unsightly messes in the transporter room in cases like this, but it would probably give you a little spring in your step after a tiring away mission.

[–] Haus@startrek.website 17 points 2 years ago (9 children)

The 125 downvotes is pretty remarkable.

[–] Haus@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago

I'm reading it on startrek.website, so, I, just, read, it, like, Kirk.

[–] Haus@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Vielen dank. :)

[–] Haus@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've seen some Scottish and Irish comedians who lean into that 'r' like they're trying to kick a potato to Portugal.

[–] Haus@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Radioactive waste is 24% more popular than polio. What a weird time we live in.

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