HalfBakedChef

Fun fact this is actually new! A Dutch scientist, Hans van Doorn, identified the specific chemicals that cause bitter taste and very quickly bred the bitterness out of modern cultivars

The trendy part of Orlando is... the Milk District? As in T.G. Lee milk?

Come wash dishes w me bro

That's not really true homie. How am I to participate in true communism when I must buy the property, then continue on being charged by private utilities, all while being governed by a government that actively punishes communist thought?

Seasonal job as a cook. Go to AK

Food stamps are crime prevention. Statistically this decision will lead to violence.

Any pair of shorts with an inseam longer than 5" is homophobic

Yea show me the median!

The other day one of my coworkers asked me if I knew who the professor brothers were and I could not have been happier. China IL is deeply missed by some

Honestly. Still got tricked into giving your money to the McMahon family.

Pov: You just told your partner you're a member of the remote viewers devision

You just told your partner you think the rotten corpse hanging from a tree is probably dead

The giant racist, who's hoping you give him a reason, just called you a stupid fat ham sandwich man and you agreed with him

You're crying in front of Evrart