GreyEyedGhost

I'm not sure you'd have decent tires after driving like this for a couple miles. A taxi would be cheaper.

I'm pretty sure federal buildings are also on federal land, so no rooftop solar for those, either.

I have never filled my car's tank with "a gas," I fill it with gas, which is short for gasoline. That abbreviation being a homonym for gas, a chemical phase, is merely an unfortunate coincidence.

It kind of reminds me of the French palace in Versailles. Whatever happened to those guys...

Best reason to not wear pants.

Don't worry, the Indians born on reservations before 1924 weren't born after 1868.

The original statement didn't specify that it only applied to people alive today.

It was surprisingly hard at one time to get both the poster and community to show up in Voyager. I spent about half an hour figuring out the settings to make it happen. Between shitpost, Onion, and NotTheOnion communities, and the amount of overlap between posts in them, I find that vital context in many posts.

Office 97 was the last good Office. No auto-adjusting menus, no ribbons, you could actually provide phone support and have confidence that both people were seeing the same thing.

"Can I have the technical specifications for my, uh, stove?" Not a legitimate question i was expecting...

While it's an important question, in this context it's also a distraction from the failure of our various leaders and what's happening here.

I prefer the yolks be as smooth as possible, but I just use a whisk attachment on my hand mixer. Beautiful, fast, easy, and I may have eaten the extra mixture stuck to the whisks when I'm done.

I dontbelievethis...