Why is US based one of your requirements?
Hydrate
It's not an ideal solution but you can save your Google takeouts to Dropbox. It might be worth signing up for Dropbox for one month and use Dropbox's sync features. I haven't used Dropbox in years but they used to have quite solid syncing.
I remember watching the hand of God goal in the library many times using Encarta 95
It's probably time for an upgrade, the RCAF still has a Spitfire parked outside at CFB Trenton
It's open source software, raise an issue/bug report if this is unexpected behavior. The community is open and responsive to feedback. Posting here won't get it fixed.
When taking photos of the leaning Tower of Pisa ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Signal has account pins now so I don't think the attack vector is as large as it used to be
Generative AI doesn't have any beliefs, it just makes predictions on what should come next.
Why are we bombing Winnipeg?
Quickly dip them in the sun (or any G-type star). The high heat will immediately carbonize the outside keeping the mozzarella contained (and also carbonized).
To be fair, they're under water and sharks have been known to chew through electrical cables