Greg

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[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

When a joke becomes a nightmare 😳

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Can I use this technology to replace my pinky toe with a tooth? That would be useful for when I stub my toe

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 24 points 11 months ago (4 children)

You're 100% right, I'll do better

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

We missed the anniversary 😭 I guess it'll have to be a biannual event like the Olympics

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 57 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Whoever filled the patent obviously didn't consider the optics of this. I'm in the market for a new car and was considering a Ford. This will factor into my decision.

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

A twin is a genetic clone and that would be considered incest.

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 21 points 11 months ago

Holy shit, I assumed this was fake but it's not https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1830390502836854925 (link accessible as of 2024-09-02)

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Agreed, the stock market is just an easily measurable metric.

When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure. - Goodhart's Law.

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, they all suck.. I'll see myself out

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can commit crime via sms, whatsapp, signal or mail.

But you're not allowed to

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Now do Zuckerberg and Musk

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Facebook, I've been off it for 5ish years now. I miss some connections but I am much happier for it.

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