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[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

why are you asking this on Lemmy???

Because this would be a weird LinkedIn post

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

There are places where you can get free std tests.

The army is one of those places

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

I believe it's unillegally trespassing

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 18 points 11 months ago

Oracle Sales Lawyers are the worst

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

CAUKUS just rolls of the tongue

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago

I'm not sure about questions to ask but you should definitely wear a monocle

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

haha, this is amazing. The only thing I would add to that video is to lift the base of the jar out of the water while the rim is still submerged before putting on the lid. Otherwise the jar will have a positive pressure and the fart will explode out when the lid is opened.

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 265 points 11 months ago (56 children)

Google has become an awful company. I'm in the process of degoogling but it's not easy given all the monopolies they have created

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 51 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Collect your fart while taking a bath. Submerge an open jar, once it's full of water, invert the jar and position it above the collection zone. Any farts released will bubble into the jar in their full potency. Lid the jar, label it, and refrigerate for maximum freshness.

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

Well I've never heard anyone say "you shouldn't drink someone else's pee who has recently consumed good coffee" so I guess it must be fine

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, that's why they say you shouldn't drink you're own pee if you've recently had coffee

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