GreenMario

joined 2 years ago
[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Teachers play favorites and they always loved the psychopaths.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Yep Rockstar never releases PC day and date to get y'all to double dip.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

It's a Midwest US chant by this point.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Maybe if we smoke out of the Deflector dish...

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

This is awesome 😎 never heard of King Gizzard before but now I know what I'm listening to all weekend.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago (6 children)

A micro meteoroid breeches the hull at sublight speed in transit.

Heat shields made by the lowest bidder, when landing.

Based SpaceX employees fail to stock the Habs with food/seeds, as a joke.

Ego-driven power struggle among the largest gathering of psychopathic narcissists in the Sol System.

Aliens.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

If someone gives you shit for drinking Milk you break their bones. They'd be wishing they drank all that milk for Good, Strong bones 🦴 🥛

Shout out to all my lactose ninjas that never broke a bone lol.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

After awhile, it becomes competitive. Like achieving a high score on a leaderboard. Most of the billionaires are now over 70 hence the race to squeeze everything before they die so that they can "win".

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Probably not but appeared to be before developing a Twitter addiction and the Sub Incident.

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