GreenMario

joined 2 years ago
[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"I am speed. Coughcoughhackcough"

-- Excelsior NX-2000

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

If it walks like a fuck talks like a fuck

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 34 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Just need to make it shameful to fly it. Spam the internet with "patriotic" posts about our flag is Red, white and blue. Give people shit that their flag is disrespectful to our troops since the red signifies the blood of our armed forces that protect us. Make it the equivalent of kneeling for a flag.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

I do this too and wasn't even taking it. Face just goes back to standby mode as soon as the interaction is over.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

Naw. He's addicted to it. He just got sick of all the lefties (anyone left of Hitler) on it. If Twitter shuts down he's gonna have severe DTs.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

That's why I don't give a shit about the "Economy". It's like Aliens vs Predator, whoever wins I lose.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago

The rapture happened in 2012 just like the Mayans predicted.

Only Harambe was taken.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

How about NASA makes their own damn rockets like they used to.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Then the Internet should make them not forget.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Kinda hoping for a Xenomorph or "The Thing" scenario.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Actually they haven't played her once nor last year either. My guess is as soon as that song became a meme her record company upped the royalties and retail just cut it. Good.

Now. To destroy Last Christmas which is the Borg of Christmas music as every single artist on a record label must assimilate and make a LC cover in order to spam the poor defenseless retail workers.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

You know what you did.

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