Graphite22

joined 5 years ago
[–] Graphite22@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

for this build ur gonna need to kite a rich knight from his castle and force him to fight his way to the ringed city

when he is about to kill gael, unplug his monitor and kil lboth of them urself

congratulations u did the jonkler passivist run

[–] Graphite22@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

yea this life advice is crap

i'm not gonna waste precious resources like bone and flesh just so i can unearth them later. i will literally jsut hire a sorceress to help me build a walk-in to dry age the flesh. i'm not putting bones in the ground so Timothious the adventurer can pretend to be a knight with my bone roc's pygostyle vertebrae.

i'm a fuckin necromancer i aint diggin shit i'll be back later, mortals

[–] Graphite22@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

just guys being dudes

[–] Graphite22@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Of course, the real killer for me was the humour

Looking back, the writing of BL2 caused two moments of cognitive dissonance at different points in time for me.

First playthrough, I was tricked into thinking I was part of a mini-zeitgeist for gaming with all the epic references.

Second time around, years later, my good friend and I ripped it all to shreds and had a good fucking time!! But I still felt that clashing, sharpening stone-like feeling when everything collides.

[–] Graphite22@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Going to bring back proper poetry out of sheer spite just so I can kill it for good.

[–] Graphite22@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

try that in a small town

[–] Graphite22@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

think tank posters trying to hit their new slang quotas

[–] Graphite22@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You would love Lucio from Overwatch. His entire kit is built around dynamic music and how you're playing the game at any given moment. He acts as the center of a large aura that either gives a passive speed increase or a passive healing stream. You can cross fade between the two tracks whenever you want with no limitation giving you a choice later on whether to amplify one or the other. You can even cross fade while you're amplifying.

The character's ultimate is just a bass drop that animation locks you into slamming the ground. I didn't even mention that you're a sci-fi roller blading support that can wall ride around the map. You can bass drop off the walls or just whatever high place you can. Nobody gets mad at you for looking cool as fuck.

The music is sick definitely take a listen!

[–] Graphite22@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

cast amplify curse

[–] Graphite22@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

i like how they think the moralists or ultralibs or w/e faction they think they are is the best choice

the world around the player is in utter decay as a result of said factions

cant make this shit up lmao

[–] Graphite22@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

hope he wins

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