Googledotcom

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[–] Googledotcom@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Shea butter is perfect lubricant with monkey asshole but my uncle says that real men do not need any, he is a scary man. The manliest dog hunter I have ever seen

[–] Googledotcom@lemm.ee -4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is how wars between villages arise. A wise leader knows that when someone steals your bug soup you must marry their second eldest daughter and come to hunt dogs together. But if you come back empty handed, it is tradition to rub shea butter into their asshole, rope him to a tree and watch which animal will lick it first. If a monkey it means lucky season, if a lion licks asshole then it means twenty seven days of misfortune is ahead.

[–] Googledotcom@lemm.ee -4 points 1 month ago

Soup is great but it is a hassle to hunt a dog to make it

[–] Googledotcom@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

What a useless bug, perfect for a soup

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