GooberEar

joined 11 months ago
[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The easiest way I can explain it is like this: All the sci-fi geeks in the world are familiar with parallel timelines, right? The idea that there's another RymrgandsDaughter out there living in a world where apes with goatees are the "people" but otherwise pretty much everything else is very similar to how things are for us here and now. But like in perpendicular time, nearly everything is completely different than this current timeline, and yet somehow there's a point within where I, Gooberear, took the time out of my morning to completely make up this explanation from thin air and which has no basis in actual fact or reality. The end.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 7 points 3 months ago

Mark my words, Big Minge will never let this technology see the light of day.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 2 points 4 months ago

You get a contempt. You get a contempt. And you get a contempt. Everybody gets a contempt.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 5 points 4 months ago

I dunno. I'd be a lot more apt to go seek a job if the market for my desired career and skills wasn't currently being recklessly trashed. No point in taking a job offer knowing I'll be the new guy and the first to get let go when the inevitable cuts come due to government cutbacks, tariff damage, and a recession leading to more reductions. It's way easier to stay home and let the government, who carelessly took away my job, pay for me to play video games all day.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 points 4 months ago
[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 3 points 4 months ago

Slaughtered? In THIS economy? Best I can do is have a fairy steal all your teeth.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 2 points 4 months ago

Bologna sandwich smell will sometimes take me back to my days in the kindergarten cafeteria.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

According to ChatGPT, the result is 355.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 4 points 4 months ago
[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What's this "we" you're talking about? I would rather not even have to think about his privates, let alone involve myself with the inspection.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 104 points 4 months ago (4 children)

How can anybody make jokes about this knowing what's at steak?

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