Godric

joined 2 years ago
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Fake: Anon claims to bang a dude who looks like an older version of him

Gay: Anon is fantasizing about banging an older man

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Sorry, Monsanto found some of their GMO corn in your field after that comment. Time to give up the farm!

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Sounds vaguely socialist

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I loathe agreeing with that, but when a political system is so self-serving, that's the only way.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I did too. Spread the suffering.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Oh good lord, she has to become a swamp German instead???? With a language that gives me a stroke because I read both English and German; and I can't drunkenly understand why the D*tch words make sense, but are also wrong???

God is truly cruel to me. The booze is too, and I'm an atheist, but reading Dutch is a personal uncertain hell.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

SCOTT!

PIL-GRIM!

Edgar Wright is amongst my favorite directors, and the first half of Scott Pilgrim Vs The World is my favorite movie ever. Fuck, I had to take a film class with one of the world's oddest professor in college before I could properly explain why I love the movie so much.

Each time I watch it I notice a little something more. I've lowkey been thinking about making a fan-cut with the deleted scenes and everything.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Yeah dude, that's very young, you must be tapping everything that moves if a vasectomy sounds better than wearing a condom

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Deezer's parent company was started by a Russian oligarch, maybe think elsewhere

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Founder of that company is a Russian oligarch under sanctions by Ukraine. Man also was part of a big business group chat focused on "changing the narritive" about the atrocities committed by Israel in Gaza.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

It did get me going down a rabbit hole about Russian Political Jokes on Wikipedia, so it was an overall W

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_political_jokes

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Reminds me of an old joke:

An American tells a Russian that people in USA have the freedom of speech and that he even could go to the White House and shout:"Fuck you, Ronald Reagan!"

The Russian answers:"Oh, we also have freedom of speech. I, too, can go to Kremlin and shout:" Fuck you, Ronald Reagan!"

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