Goblinmancer

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[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Riot is so concerned about gameplay accuracy that they made Ekko almost kill Jinx only for Jinx to survive because Ekko potato PC froze.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Zodiac movie but this time its an amateur online poster trying to track down the elusive J. Sakai and slowly the poster descent into madness.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Imagine if that twink hell from Hazbin Hotel is actually the correct version of afterlife and you get twinkfied after you die.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Limbo. Lust. All gone, with Gluttony soon to follow. Your kind know nothing but hunger, purged all life on the upper layers, and yet they remain unsatiated. As do you. You've taken everything from me, machine, and now, all that remains is perfect. Hatred.

Machine, I will cut. You. Down. Break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the stars! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! MY HANDS SHALL RELISH ENDING YOU HERE! AND! NOW!!!

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Where this "1000 years of conflict" idea even come from???

The crusades were mostly Christians vs Muslims. And crusaders are the one who massacred jews.

The ottomans took over, then after centuries arabs rebelled against ottomans.

Is it just racism???

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Kill the detectives duh,

And if it turns out ita innocent again well....

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Death penalty but if the convicted is somehow proven not guilty post mortem both the judge and juries who voted guilty should be executed in public, like losing in Danganronpa games.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

American Prigozhin

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Genshin Impact Hazbin Hotel Coffin of Andy and Leyley Barbie

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Barbie will lose all oscar nominees, except for Ryan Gosling and I'm Just Ken, to gather as much as clout as possible.

Can't have people watch oscars without those oh so delicious scandals like Will Smith Slap!!!!

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Oscar script writers deciding that the only oscar awards barbie wins are Ryan Gosling and I'm Just Ken

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Movie idea: disgruntled college dropout becomes the 21st century pol pot (he got kicked out of harvard for plagisrism)

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