Goblinmancer

joined 2 years ago
[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Umm actually ncr was already pretty close to collapsing because its america 2.0!" Meanwhile the brotherhood becomes increasingly fascist and fanatical and somehow end up as the strongest faction despite being nearly wiped out by ncr because todd howard loves the brotherhood.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Becoming the strongest ncr soldier after ncr got nuked by a divorced dad

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Bethesda should have nuked hitlerite suburban nimby vault city instead of shady sands

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Whispering "skill issue" when a horror villain gets defeated

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Fallout lore: omg chems are bad drugs are bad!!!!!

Chems in actual game: pretty much super serums

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nevermind that the final boss of the arena fight is a female NCR ranger lol.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Amazing how Caesar doesnt even pay you or give anything to entice you to support his LARPING slaver army, like he literally expects the Courier to just blindly follow his orders . Legion route is literally one of those evil fallout choices thats really just picked for contrarianism.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Easy scapegoat. Hate a balance patch? Blame China.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Gaming journalists hates hard games!" mfers when literally every souls game has at least 9/10 score.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Its amazing theres actually one main quest in starfield thats interesting and actually rewards you for paying attention outside of following quest markers. Frustating because it shows bethesda chooses to focus on more mid procuderal generation exploration and bland setting rather than this.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Fighting godskin duo without summons/bernahl or sleep pots (one of the very few bosses that can be fully sleeped) is like fighting stray demon with broken straight sword.

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