Goblinmancer

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[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dlc fun until you want to be a sunbro, get summoned and notice your attacks deals 0 damage and you get 1 shotted because the host doesnt google scadutree fragment locations.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If kamala wasnt such a sycophanf she would have declared state of emergency and be president for inderterminate amount of terms.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If the average hoi4 players had time travel machine they would try to help hitler only to make nazis lose at 1939 because they told hitler to snake to moscow with 1 truck division and drop paratroopers to london.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

The fact that literally all the major boss fights have an npc summon and multiple questlines relies on you summoning npc clearly shows that Fromsoft wants you to summon.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

after doing a 3 hour boss rush to prepare for elden ring dlc, i gotta say finishing off Mogh when he does his flying fancy bs blood spew with a night comet is so satisfying.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Eu4 nations forming coalition after one italian povince is taken is so beautiful, everypne standing up against italianophobia.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hoi4 0 economy just focus trees = magnet for weird esotsric fascism/ultranationalism Victoria 3 has economy = gamers implementing communism just because landowners are annoying

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

"I want better ai in strategy games" mfers when ai uses common exploits to field 2 million troops in the first turn (ai must be cheating)

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Steam achievements are the most successful psyops against piracy.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

The real reason magneto was right is because the civillians in marvel universe are comically evil and petty.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

X men racist villains are so hilarious they are so afraid of mutants "replacing' them that they volunteer to become robot zombies.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

youtube video essay makers when they read history and discover people doing things that are not logical (they cant dismiss it as plot hole)

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