Goblin

joined 4 years ago
[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Even marx traded socks in his time and his feet STUNK

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 58 points 2 years ago

This is why I feed my son delectable cakes and sweet treats. Keep him distracted with a surround sound Vtuber containment room. Triple padlock on the gym door.

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

🫰🫰🫰

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

You can tell a leftist made this comic with how many text bubbles there are

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I might of severed some family ties by gooning at a funeral. The priest was shaking that censer some kind of way...

Anyways, mission failed. But don't let the haters or family get you down, just have to get back up to goon another day #goonlyfe

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Now that he says it, this is the exact reason I prefer the company of woman. Most men I got a 5% of killing them before they twist me like a twig. With woman, it's more like a 20/80 shot I live another day. Hard to argue with the math.

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

i know my ~~eneimies~~ ~~enimies~~ ~~enimimis~~ enemies,

everyone whos not like me (mods)

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Guy who wants to fucking kill you because you are a tattoo artist with no tattoos

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We'll need patriots like you on the front lines, adventurism just incapacitates our bench strength.

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (4 children)

the mods want to kill us

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Hey everybody look, it's light mode Andy! GETTEM jerma-finger

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