Goadstool

joined 4 years ago
[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I still can't even believe that shit is a real app. You just dance to some music or whatever while text appears on the screen? Feels like some shit they make up for a crappy live action nickelodeon show for kids.

Like they explain the idea, all the kids on the show are inexplicably loving it, then they cut to someone's mom doing the macarena while her recipe for gummy worm cookies appears on screen, laugh track, end of gag.

Except it's not the end. That shit is real. That shit is real and somehow after several years of being an extremely awkward and objectively terrible way of conveying feelings and information, it is more popular than ever. Fuckin' unreal to me.

I guess I'm just out of touch and can't comprehend the splendor of literally YouTube but with a somehow worse, more limited video player shrug-outta-hecks

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

I wanna play Minecraft but I haven't played it in ten years. Do I just download it and boot that shit up, or should I seek out a specific version of the game that people prefer to play?

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The feeling I get when I hear "content" is the same feeling I get whenever I notice youtube's ad breaks getting more egregious when watching it on a console without adblock, same feeling as when I was visiting someone in the hospital and a show they were watching was like 70% ads for the duration of its airtime, same feeling as when I see a pogface thumbnail, same feeling as when I get an article as an answer to my question and I have to dig through 4 paragraphs of nothing on the way to maybe finding an answer to my question, same feeling as when I hear anyone mention MrBeast, same feeling as being forced to use video players with less and less user controls, same feeling as...

man, I'm just so tired pain

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 76 points 2 years ago

What a miserable, fucked up situation. I can only hope they accomplish as much as possible, with minimal loss of life.

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

This is exactly what I needed to hear rat-salute

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Someone tell me that I have already consumed enough calories today, and I do not need to eat cereal

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

Every time I see some story like this, all I can do is feel bad for the poor dog. There's no way he's been getting the kind of care and attention he needs.

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Ok whatever,

smuglord

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

In this house, we support the red, white and blue. kim-drip

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I'm glad other people are appreciating the fact that the mid-transformation animorph is universally weird and hilarious

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

98% of people hating cats is just people getting mad that cats don't behave like dogs

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