Goadstool

I just watched They Look Like People all the way through before being 100% sure that I'd seen it before.

Wait, I unironically want to abolish bedtime

Oh no! I guess we better give the Navy at least 201 times more money!

The wet mouth popping sounds that come from ASMR make me cringe off the face of the Earth, I cannot fathom how people listen to this stuff

"I miss when Knuckles was black" is a youtube comment that has stuck with me for a long time and I cannot fully express why

Piers is so incredibly unlikeable, I feel like it has to be the point. He comes off as the pinnacle of "pompous", and I can't help but feel like it's intentional. It's like looking at a cartoon villain; surely I, as a viewer, am supposed to hate him, right?

Generally opposed to bumper stickers but just saw one that said "Make America a lifeless volcanic hellscape again" and I must admit to chuckling

I made a rare exception to watch an Interruptathon for Bassem Youssef but I can't go another round. Hope Hasan got to actually say more than 7 consecutive words defending Palestine at some point during the interview though.

I'll never forget the time I decided to share my joy with Hexbear over having lost 150+lbs after struggling with my weight - and correlating severe depression - trying about a dozen weight loss methods for more than a decade... and then got bullied for not being able to tackle this insurmountable challenge of my life while being vegan about it, lol.

It's so hard to describe how little control I have over eating... all the ways in which I've had to basically trick my brain into thinking I get to eat the way it wants while actually losing weight. Like, there have been moments in my life where I genuinely wasn't even able to stop myself from eating pastries out of an actual garbage can, even though I consciously did not want to do it.

That said, I'm gradually replacing things with vegan alternatives as much as I can, and recently discovered that tofu can, in fact, slap.

I read the first 6 words of this comment and then was like "man... nah... I'm good"

Hell yea

Reported some turbo-dweeb using The One Joke (Atkhelicoptr) as their username in this game I'm playing, got blown off by the moderator, reported the name again with a quote regarding the server's rules against this behavior, got blown off again by the same moderator, went to the server discord and escalated the ticket to another moderator, got the name changed successfully.