Goadstool

joined 4 years ago
[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Fuck Folding Ideas and every other youtuber who comes up with an argument and then makes an hour long video cherry-picking random shit to support that argument, while having enough popularity to convince a horde of insufferable nerds of said argument.

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Alright ya jumped the shark on this one, this has to be bait

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Got in a car accident yesterday, dude sped up from behind, hit the front of my car, swung into the car in the lane alongside me, swerved ahead of us before going over a curb, down a hill, and stopping right before going into a pond.

Fuck driving. Fuck driving. Fuck driving. My girlfriend was in the car with me. FUCK DRIVING.

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

Ah yes the two races, white and woke

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I dunno, man. I usually just focus on whatever I'm doing when talking to someone, and shift to briefly make eye contact and nod once in a while to reassure them that I'm listening.

However, if someone's saying something particularly important, like providing crucial instruction on something, I do maintain steady eye contact.

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Since many people have called Kor a JRPG (I don't know if it really gets to be a JRPG since it wasn't made in the RPG region of Japan) I think I'd like to be Dongbert. Just a smug jerk who constantly loses, but still finds a way to make the victor feel like they lost.

I'm not vain enough to unironically request a :dongbert: emoji but sometimes when I'm gettin' my troll on I do wish I could easily link his dumb face.

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

gargle my nads-core

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Only through the absolute destruction of the U.S. governing body can humanity obtain any hope of survival.

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