Alright ya jumped the shark on this one, this has to be
Goadstool
Got in a car accident yesterday, dude sped up from behind, hit the front of my car, swung into the car in the lane alongside me, swerved ahead of us before going over a curb, down a hill, and stopping right before going into a pond.
Fuck driving. Fuck driving. Fuck driving. My girlfriend was in the car with me. FUCK DRIVING.
Ah yes the two races, white and woke
I dunno, man. I usually just focus on whatever I'm doing when talking to someone, and shift to briefly make eye contact and nod once in a while to reassure them that I'm listening.
However, if someone's saying something particularly important, like providing crucial instruction on something, I do maintain steady eye contact.
Since many people have called Kor a JRPG (I don't know if it really gets to be a JRPG since it wasn't made in the RPG region of Japan) I think I'd like to be Dongbert. Just a smug jerk who constantly loses, but still finds a way to make the victor feel like they lost.
I'm not vain enough to unironically request a :dongbert: emoji but sometimes when I'm gettin' my troll on I do wish I could easily link his dumb face.
gargle my nads-core
Only through the absolute destruction of the U.S. governing body can humanity obtain any hope of survival.
Fuck Folding Ideas and every other youtuber who comes up with an argument and then makes an hour long video cherry-picking random shit to support that argument, while having enough popularity to convince a horde of insufferable nerds of said argument.