Goadstool

I would say "Hello tiny chicken babby you are so fluffy and cute, wow!" Then I would wave at it but try to do so from a distance so as not to unnerve it with sudden close-proximity body movement. Then I would say "Brkbrkbrk."

Everybody loves John Darksouls when people complain about the difficulty in his game and he says "I can beat it" but when I say it about my game somehow I'm just an asshole

I'm kinda with ya, I still watch the show but the more extreme stuff really grates on me. I used to feel frustrated, like I was being coddled, when things like that were only implied and not shown, but some of the shit that goes down in this show (and in Invincible, as someone who's read the comic all the way through) is so grotesque it actually turns me away a little, makes me hesitate before queuing up an episode. Maybe I grew out of wanting to witness such things, I dunno.

What's this from?

idk I think I'm doin alright

I vaguely recall the satisfying sensation of comfort, of sinking into the coziness of a relaxing present circumstance.

The feeling's only a memory now, unspecific and distant, indefinitely out of reach of my tightly restricted heart, ceaselessly tangled within cables of frustration, disappointment, and despair.

every time Arin Hanson mentions one of his 8749 trips to Disneyland

Doubly so when he talks about getting expensive massages as I feel my fingertips tingling from the overbearing, constant stress of being alive

idk if my game counts as category 2 or 3, I wanna say 2 because it's sort of a "sewer" but there's a whole town down there that makes up like 1/6 of the whole game

Our society is run by literal Captain Planet villains so YA novel antagonist is kind of a step up.

Candlejack? Man, I haven't heard that name in so lo