GoAdventureTo6665RutledgeDriveFairfaxStation

joined 2 years ago

Because it’s mean, and you justify being a shithead through a plethora of reasons by concern trolling. There’s always going to be x, y, z reasons why fakenews isn’t good enough for you, but if that’s the case why are you always so insistent in bringing it up whenever you have the chance. It’s pathetic tbh

Why do you never stfu about fake news, like 30% of your cringe comments are always “fake news bad and unfunny.” Legit all your posts and comments read like they’re from a Redditors hand

 

I was holding in a pee for a few hours because I wasn’t allowed to leave another “vitally important” work meeting, i would occasionally signal to my boss who was two seats down if i could use the restroom and he would just shake his head and return to reading his syllabus or focusing on the person talking. I then told my coworker sat next to me “i need to pee” but they thought i was jesting and they giggled a bit and focused on the seminar, “I’m serious i need to pee” and i got no response, boss looks over at me angry “you’re gonna get me in trouble” my coworker said, i made a fart noise with my mouth which i tried to make quiet but it was fairly loud and the person doing the presentation kinda stopped for a minute and let out a loud “ummm” i then started coughing and said “excuse me” in my normal pitch. Boss gives me another glance and looks angry, i shrug it off and whisper “i need to peee!” He wafts his hand signaling me to leave, i say “excuse me” and then rush out. Once im out i run to the bathroom and then start to pee. I didn’t make it in time so i soiled my pants a bit in my attempt to get my cock out and also peed on the floor a bit, i felt like a rat because they pee everywhere. I came back to the meeting but the door was locked, i kept jiggling the door and i signalled to someone inside to let me in. Boss comes over “meet me in my office, we’re nearly done here”

I go to bosses office and when he comes back he tells me to clear my desk

I thought it was normal

 

I have the opportunity to watch it in IMAX and I think it’s definitely something I want to do but I’m battling between doing it and not doing it.

The reason I don’t want to do it is, I piss a lot like when I watched the sequel the other week I used the bathroom 6/7 times but this was fine because the theatre was small. I don’t want to be getting up and getting lost every time I need to piss, the theatre layout is weird too and there’s hundreds of seats which puts me off. Another thing putting me off is it’s 30$ for watching a movie I have already watched.

I really liked the sequel and I was kinda disappointed with the quality of the picture at the theater I watched it at, but I think the sound and stellar picture IMAX offers would be something to remember.

The movie is gonna stop playing soon so I only have the next few weeks to do it, tickets sell out fast too even on weekdays so I have to make a decision within the coming week/s

 

The options are:

  • Dune 2 (rewatch)

  • Monkey Man

  • Late night devil

  • Love Lies Bleeding (rewatch)

  • Problemista

Hurry I have to buy tickets

discord guy sounds like a massive fucking nerd ngl

[–] GoAdventureTo6665RutledgeDriveFairfaxStation@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

New slop from mother soypoint-1

This person feels like some GTA side character who gets brought back in the sequels because she's a fan favourite or something. Ngl her continued posting is very funny

[–] GoAdventureTo6665RutledgeDriveFairfaxStation@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Average r/TwoSentenceHorror post:

[–] GoAdventureTo6665RutledgeDriveFairfaxStation@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Always thought that line went hard AF

[–] GoAdventureTo6665RutledgeDriveFairfaxStation@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

oh lol iirc that guy actually got banned from like half a dozen instances and even from shitjustworks for posting multiple extremely transphobic rants

Edit:

Mfw transphobic scratched libs pretend to care about trans rights so that they can justify being genocide joe fanboys surprised-pika

 
 
 

like i know that he makes british chuds really mad and that he was instrumental in overthrowing rhodesia but i dont know much else about him

 
 

i am coping and fucking seething because whyesseff has not added my :bane-drip: emoji, i am putting a fatwa on her name over this incredibly minor grievance smh

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