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so Marvin Harrison Jr. you're going to be #1 WR drafted. You're likely going to the Chicago Bears... how does that make you feel?

MHJ: Nah dog, I think I'm going to stay in college

I wonder who will start the Jets' next game.

Are the Jets going to run out Tim boyle again? Trevor Siemian is way better

Does everyone remember when Sean Payton spoke truth to power about Hackett and the internet hit with him e-pitchforks.

Pepperidge Farms remembers

Niners finally decided to be serious and put this game away

John Madden was always an A++ tier human being

Cowboys have a tough stretch coming up

-Seahawks (6-4)

-Eagles (9-1)

-Bills (6-5)

-Dolphins (7-3)

-Lions (8-3)

Astrology: If the waxing gibbous moon appears darkness will consume you

Normal People: That's a bunch of nonsense

Detroit Lions: Not the waxing gibbous moon! We lost our mojo!

What's up with all the Wonka remakes?

The Gene Wilder was a classic and then they made a Johnny Depp movie and now Timothee Chalamet.

Commanders are such a dumpster franchise.

Giants have 3 wins on the year and 2 of them against you - a 3rd string QB and you gave up 3 TDs to Danny Devito.